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Jab jab jab — TTT October 26

Keeping with the upcoming Halloween theme, here’s a new product which might be good for either cocktail parties or zombie defense.

“No more sticky fingers! Feel like Edward Scissorhands as you stab at your party food delights. These stainless steel finger forks are ideal for buffets and parties. Good fun and great to use!

Sharp enough to pierce your food but not enough to skewer your other fingers!

Dimensions: Approx. Length 100mm Finger Hole Diameter 20mm”

The hell?!?!?

At the party I ate braaaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss

I poked them but they slipped off, alas

Too damned freaky for me.

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4 Responses to “Jab jab jab — TTT October 26”

  1. Mugsy Says:
    October 26th, 2006 at 11:45 am

    Psst NeNe…. now I know what to buy E for her birthday!

  2. Nene Says:
    October 27th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    I can picture her running around a restaraunt with these on her hands, hair standing up, laughing maniacally!

  3. TC Says:
    October 28th, 2006 at 9:00 am

    What, like she doesn’t do that already? ;-)

  4. Dododreams Says:
    October 28th, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m a wild pokey-fingered woman. :p

    (And who had the ninja fantasy going on during dinner at the fondue spot, eh?)