TINWTO — Oh god, make it go away.
Monday, August 11th, 2008Do you want to see me wake up screaming in terror? Well, do you?
Then give me one of these as a bedside light:

The only possible way that could be worse would be if the light itself looked like this:
Yes, that’s the light from the George Pal War of the Worlds that really bothers me a great deal, and I am not kidding. Some people who have tri-bulb flashlights know this and use it to great effect.
Either individually give me the shudders and jointly? Catatonia, guaranteed.
Here’s where you can not-buy this disgusting light, not spending $2,600 to boot!