Dododreams

I have the cheapest possible phone, which I refill with prepaid minutes every few months when it begins to run out of time.

That’s pretty pathetic, honestly.

Even my two oldest children have much nicer phones than I do, with email capacity and little cameras and all sorts of built-in accessories. Unlmited text messaging too, which means I get queries from R on my cheap-o phone like “hi how r u can i mk brownies <3 u". (Answered back with properly spelled text: “Sure, call me if you have any questions, sweetie.”) Good news for me is their snazzy phones are not my deal, so while it’s a convenience I have no direct responsibility, mwahahaha.

Maybe someday I will get a fancy phone too. If I do, I’d like its presentation to be something like this.