Is your cat plotting to kill you? — TTT 14 Nov
I don’t know why mine would kill me since Dad leaves the feeding to me. She is losing weight but I don’t think a diet of air would agree with her!
One sign:

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you site, which includes a personalized quiz!

November 14th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Mine range from 72% to 90%. On the other hand, it would take a t-rex 15 hours to digest me and “eyes” are NOT internal organs. Neither are veins or esphagus. Now, off to check dog breeds (I need coffee).
November 14th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I took the test for Antoine and even though he’s a rabbit, there’s a 74% chance he’s plotting to kill me.
November 14th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Kill you with highly focused disapproval, most likely!