Spam at my work email
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009Over the past week the spam filters at work have been allowing a lot of HAWT SEX and MAKE HER MOAN WITH YOUR GIANT TOOL messages through. Senior management is having a piffle about it, thinking that the email system has been compromised — I think it’s just one of those updated technology events that the filter will soon catch up with.
Anyway, this is the poetic message that awaited me at work today:
I’ll take the position
assume the missionary part
you work by committee
you had me pegged from the start.
I’ll be pounce pony
phony maroney
pony before the cart.
I’ll be pounce pony.
this ceremony
only fills my heart.
who cast the final stone?
who threw the crushing blow?
someone has to take the fall
why not me?
a punch toy volunteer
a weakling on its knee.
is all you want to hear
and all you want to see.
romantically, you’d martyr me
and miss this story’s point
it is my strength, my destiny
this is the role that I have chosen.
Interestingly there were no links in the message. Phony maroney indeed.