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This doesn’t sound so bad now, does it?

By delivering a light pulsation from a 9-volt battery (included), the 26 gold-plated contact points inside this facemask gradually tone the skin and reduce the appearance of wrinkling. The mask’s control unit has a knob that adjusts the pulsation intensity to suit individual preference. Though the mask is made of hard plastic, you can adjust the headband and extend key contact points by rotating them so you can fit the mask to any face size, both male and female.

But wait. That bland description doesn’t begin to touch the horror of this particular bit of quackery, as the movie below shows.

Great Caesar’s Ghost, that’s creepy! (And now I know what to get my sisters for Christmas! Can you imagine a family portrait wearing those things? EEK!)

Here’s an Amazon link where you can choose to not buy this monstrous device.